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n1k10s
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PostSubject: Introduce Yer self me mates!   Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:32 am

Hey sea dogs an' land lubbers! Hope youre enjoyin' th' forums! Thought I`d kick things off by introducin' myself-

I be n1k10s. I be th' creator an' owner o' Plundercraft. If thar`s anythin' that a moderator, admin, or I can do fer ye, feel free t' ask; we`ll be seein' what we can do.

Now onto th' fun!! T' get t' know each other a bit more, ask a question fer th' followin' member t' answer. He or she will be then answerin' yer question an' then askin' a question of ther' own! Be creative wi' yer questions but please keep it appropriate! crew members failin' to do so will be dealt with an' by that, I mean sent t' Davy Jones`s Locker! Now be havin' fun will ye?

So, when nay burrin' yer booty, what ye be doin' to pass th' time?
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yer self me mates!   Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:52 am

i be'th playin minecraft and makin me ship almighty and polished for the battle against those scallywags and protectin muy loot with me life from those who be greifen arghhh what do the readers be thinkin if minecraft was real life? pirat
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yer self me mates!   Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:13 pm

Ahoy! This be Azuruu, but ye can call me Linette or Lin if ye like. I am th' forum moderator an' artist o' th' Plundercraft banner. If thar be any trouble brewin' in the forums, contact me an' I shall handle it.

I be an artist an' I 'ave experienced th' many mediums. If ye want a pretty banner fer yer signature, lemme know.

In th' future, I plan on makin' personal ID cards fer the crew's signatures to show their minecraft avatar an' rank in th' crew.

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PostSubject: I'm Deviant.   Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:28 pm

I'm Deviant.
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yer self me mates!   Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:41 am

Argh! I be not very good at th' pirate talk, but I still be good at th' buildin'!

I have done a few builds, but then my worlds got deleted. Anyhow, you may call me Syth. :3
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PostSubject: I be Jasperturpie! The Auzzie Pirate!   Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:21 am

G'day Mate!
I be Jasperturpie, King of the Aussie Seas!
I was once a tailor, weaving clothes down in Victoria, just a small useless citizen, I owned a little tailor shop down in bendigo, back during the gold rush. I was too poor to keep the lifestyle up, so I joined the Australian Navy, sailing the Tasman sea 24/7, life was hard living on a boat, 3 men died in war against pirates.

5 years later I fond my parents died at the age of 56. I had not seen a trace of my brother for 13 years. As I was walking down the streets of the new bendigo, I found a WANTED poster, with a face that looked exactly like my brother, I was not depressed that he was on the top of the wanted list, I was just glad the was alive, I was not planning on searching for him just yet.

I travelled to Sydney to rent a flat, Sydney was like the New York of Australia back then, still is today.
I got a tailoring job in a small shop in an alleyway,the owner was quite a fine bloke. life was alright for me.

One week passed, I woke up out of my rusty spring bed, got dressed and had breakfast, hard boiled eggs.
I walked out the door....and fell over, I got up and found that I slipped on a letter, I picked it up and ripped it open.....it was from my Brother.

Dear Jasper Turpie,

Brother! How have you been?
It has been so long, we have to catch up some time!
Saturday sound good? meet me at 11:30 sharp at The Fork Pier!
Hope to see you there, brother!

Yours Truly, Bruce Turpie


I was astonished!
'How could he have survived this long on the wanted list?' I thought. 'I have too meet him tomorrow!'
And so I continued on with my work at the tailor store, I made 3 shirts and 3 pairs of socks.
after a good 15 hours work, I finally headed straight to bed, looking forward to seeing my brother after 13 years.
Morning, 11:10 am....."11:10!!!!????" I gasped "I only have 20 minutes to Get to town!' so I got on some of my finest clothes and headed to Fork Pier, I arrived and found a man wearing a black coat, wet boots and a long, bushy beard walking off this HUGE galleon! That boat was one of the finest I had ever set eyes on! as this man walked off a plank and onto the pier, he looked at me, and said
"EVERYONE GET ON THE FLOOR NOW OR I'LL SHOOT YOUR ASSES OFF!"
He was a pirate! I panicked, so I lay on the ground, just as I was about to cry, I heard laughing, from the pirate.
"Hahahahaha! look at you! get up mate!"
I stood up, confused and about to flee.
he gave me a confronting stare.
"Come here ya puny Landlubber you!"
He hugged me, surely this dastardly man could never be my brother?
"B-Bruce??" I squealed,
"BROTHER!! HOW YA BEEN??"
"BRUCE!! It's really you! What's happened to you!"
"What's happened to yer accent, Brother?"
You see I had a very posh and english accent back then,
I heard Bruce with a very Redneck Aussie accent compared to mine,
"Bruce, I walked across the street the other day and...."
"wot, Bro?"
"I saw your face on the wanted list all over town!"
"....Dag Nabbit! We'd Best Get going! , then!"
"Wh-What?"
"LOOK IT'S HIM!! GET ON THE GROUND AND PUT YOUR 'ANDS WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM!"A policeman cried 60 meters away,
"Quick, Brother! Now time to explain! Get on the ship!!"
Bruce dragged me onto his huge ship, I panicked even more as I stepped onto the boat"
"RAISE THE SAILS MEN!!" Bruce yelled breathily
"YES SUH!"
"YES SUR!"
"AYE CAP'N"
"AYE SAR!"
and so on, 20 men answered back to Bruce, and they set up sail and we took off.
"they're mah crew by the way, oh I'm sorry this must be very confusing for you, am I right Bro?"
"yeah, sort of, are you are pirate?"
"You can say that..."
"Bruce....Our Parents died last week"
"well, at least they're not in Davy Jones's Locker...worse than hell that place" Bruce said with his voice lowered
"BANG! BANG BANG!" I heard 3 gunshots not too far from shore, I looked behind the ship and found that three other ships were chasing us.
"here come the 'oh so liberal academy' also known as police, HAHA! MEN! THE WIND IS ON OUR SIDE! THEY WILL NEVER CATCH UP!"
"so, why exactly did you drag me onto your ship?
"mate! 13 years! Your gonna live my life with me!"
"wait... Being a pirate?! But I'm just a tailor!"
"Brother, 5 years in the navy....just to become a tailor in the end? believe me brother, Being a Pirate is the best fun in the world! Better than the navy! Anywho, we need some new clothes anyway don't we crew?"
"Aye Capt'n" said a bald man, half naked.
"hehe- Jasper, Welcome to the Crew!"
"????"I made a confused face"you do realise we still are being chased by the police, don't you?"
"yep.... Smile" Bruce Grinned "We have the best ship on the Black market!"
"that's good to hear...."
"now get out of those puny clothes! wear some proper clothes!" he ripped the clothes off my body and placed a ragged shirt, shorts and a jacket.
"Bro! WTF!! I MADE THOSE CLOTHES"
"then you should be ashamed...they were too clean XD"

3 weeks passed, with me scrubbing decks and having soiled feet 24/7
we passed many Islands of the Pacific.
Slaughtered many men and women for their gold, it was worse than the navy, yet I got my fair share of the treasure.
we sailed across Nw Zealand, to find that our greatest threat was located there,
things were quiet, until I heard a crash,
"KRAKEN!!!!!" A shipmate yelled
"Hahaha! Impossible! probably hit a rock" Bruce laughed
but then, we all saw one giant tentacle swing out of the Ocean,
"Man alive.....It can't be....BOYS! JUMP OVERBOARD!! SWIM TO LAND! I'LL HOLD IT OFF!"
"But...Bruce!! No...."
"Jasper! If I fail, take my place as captain will yer? I'm this ship's only hope! get in the rowboat with the others!"
"B-But"
"NOW!"
I walked onto the rowboat, and we rowed to dry land, we could still see the Ship was intact, yet there were gigantic tantacles, smashing the ship, as at that moment, the entire thing got pulled under, in the blink of an eye...
"NOOOOOOOOO!! BROTHER!!!!" I cried
"the Captain is no more mate..." a crew member whispered in sympathy
I lay on the sand, weeping knowing that my entire family was dead, within only a year.

the next day the entire crew gathered to Bruce's funeral, it was small, as we knew that the police would find us sooner or later.
me, and his best mate shoved Bruce's gravestone into the ground, as we stood in silence we all heard a gunshot, so we ran into the city of hobart and too the island's finest ship, owned by the police legion.
"Looks like you're the new Captain, mate" A crew member applied
"oh yeah, well as my first commandment as Captain.... MEN!! SET SAIL AND DRIVE THIS SHIP TILL IT CAN DRIVE NO MORE!"

it has been 4 years since my parents and brother died, I am living well, I gained and lost a few of my crew, yet I sail on, around the globe, to random towns, plunderin' and singing through or lives.
but.... I still haven't stopped being a tailor, every now and then I would make a fine hat, boots or jacket for the crew, I usually enjoy that.

This is Jasper Turpie, Signing off
















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PostSubject: i am the king of shut your face!   Sun Sep 25, 2011 7:01 am

i am the king of shut your face and in my kingdom all kids a locked up until they r 12!
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PostSubject: That's a sad story :|   Sun Sep 25, 2011 8:04 pm

Wow... Jasper Turpie... I feel sorry for you... May yer mum and dad and yer brother bruce rest in peace Sad








Lol nice imagination jasper i like that story very entertaining Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yer self me mates!   Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:27 pm

Yes that was a fun read Smile
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PostSubject: not bad not good = AWSOME!   Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:34 pm

cool love the story!
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yer self me mates!   Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:48 pm

goldiecam1, you don't diss a post then say it's cool because everyone else likes it.

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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yer self me mates!   Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:04 pm

I actually turned that story into my English assignment XD, I got 86%
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PostSubject: What only 86%!!!   Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:12 pm

I would've given that atleast 100%!!! That story was intriguing and really gripped me!
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PostSubject: hi im your mum   Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:23 pm

hi i am goldiecam1 and i hunt rabbits with guns.

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PostSubject: Knight ExH3r0   Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:09 am

Hello everyone i am Exh3r0 a friendly farmer and this is my city!
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